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Do have a look at The Institute of Ape Culture's Myspace page www.myspace.com/theioac

"Bald" Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby is my favourite gynecologist. Fact.
On the whole fictional gynecologists get a bad press yet Cosby never fails to delight with his lighthearted bedside manner.

RIVER ISLAND

Twit Twoo.

Many thousands of years ago men were apes and women were owls. Fact.
The illustration above is from a medical text book written in 4000BC. It depicts a lady singing to her gentleman lover in a rose orchard. It was thought by key thinkers that this image is the source of the word woo meaning to seek the affection of with intent to romance. Originally one would "twit-twoo ones lover".
Interestingly the phrase "to go a courting" comes from the days when Judges were the only people permitted to have sexual relationships. This was abolished in 1903.

Brawlers

Street fight tonight!
Manhattan Transfer vs Weather Report.
Venue- The Meadow.
Time- 2pm
Arrive early to avoid disappointment. I just saw Jo Zawinul heading down there with a leaf blower and a bike chain. Weather Report mean business.
Report to follow.

Did you know?

That it is possible to fry eggs on the bonnet of an Austin Allegro?
The image above is the reult of a fifteen minute country drive. Splendid.

Once Licked, Never Beaten.

This is the King Cone.
It is better than the Cornetto.

Sherry and Mince pies.

It was the Longwave Welcome Christmas party last night. Above you see Maggie, Christine, Barbera-Sue and Graham playing "walks on rainbow" a gentle game that focuses the mind on the inner cog and the pan planar membrane.
After we played two or three hours of "walks on rainbow" Barbera-Sue opened up her famous crab-apple cider and things quickly got out of hand.
Kenneth-Keith managed to calm everyone down for an hour or two with a traditional Dutch man-ballad about the slow winter tides. Unfortunately this wasn't enough to stop the party from splitting into cliques which then split into factions which then escalated into violence. No one was killed but the atmosphere in the office while being conciliatory is somewhat icy.